I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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