bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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