In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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