A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
There's always time for handjobs
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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