i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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