we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
