yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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