There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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