i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
