found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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