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(765): View more from Indiana

That was a long time ago. She needed the money.

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(817): View more from Texas

Midnight walks are trippy

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I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

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(256): View more from Alabama

dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...

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(631): View more from New York

Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just had my very first high conversation with mom

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And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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(816): View more from Missouri

Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.

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