I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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