Christians are straight up FREAKS
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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