It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Houston, we have a squirter
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He better not be in your backpack
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
