dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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