Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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