their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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