ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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