im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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