I hate your face
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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