How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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