I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
