Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
