everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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