My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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