it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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