I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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