I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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