just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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