it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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