I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
