You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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