butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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