I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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