is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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