sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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