Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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