I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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