I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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