i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You made out with two different species that night
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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