Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
