I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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