At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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