White coat. Heels.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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