No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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