Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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