Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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