Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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