I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i just had sex bonerless
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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