For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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