Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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