it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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