Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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