party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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