Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Less talking, more tequila
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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