Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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